THE TOP TEN DOUG YOUNG FACTS:

It’s a tough Real Estate market out there. Along with an aggressive marketing program and great agents, you need to know that your Brokerage has an edge. To that end, we’d like to introduce you to one of the co-owners of The Cascade Team: Doug Young.

THE TOP TEN DOUG YOUNG FACTS:

01 Doug Young’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02 Doug Young counted to infinity - twice.

03 Doug Young does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Doug Young goes killing.

04 If you can see Doug Young, he can see you. If you can't see Doug Young you may be only seconds away from death.

05 Doug Young sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Doug roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Doug Young.

07 Doug Young built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Doug met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

08 Doug Young has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

09 They once made a Doug Young toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

10 A blind man once stepped on Doug Young’s shoe. Doug replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Doug Young!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Doug Young.