The death of Santa

Sunday Funny - Ahhhh Christmas Lights!

Sunday Real Estate Funny

Sunday Real Estate Funny

Now These are some funny real estate signs and homes! : )

Sunday Real Estate Funny

Is your Real Estate agent doing a little more than sell homes to make ends meet these days?

Funny Real Estate Agent Signs!

Do any of these people realize that it is legal to change your name?

The Cascade Team "Attack of the Commission Creeps"

Just in time for Halloween..... It's The Cascade Team's first full length YouTube commercial. Staring Cary Porter, Becky Lower, Diego Vitelli (Lead Zombie) and our "Hero" Doug Young along with a cast of zombies! We hope you enjoy............... "Attack of the Commission Creeps"! Comments are very much welcomed and appreciated on YouTube. You can help us go viral!!!!

Sunday Real Estate Funny

The Legend of Haunted Ridge

Nestled deep in the Cascade foothills, hidden far from passing eyes by tall pine and towering rock laid the old cemetery. It was here that the worst of the Pacific Northwest lay buried. They were the robbers, murderers, and worse that no church would allow to be set to rest on their sacred soil. Old stones covered in moss marked their graves, and the black as night crows gathered around the clearing that was their cemetery and sat silent on the branches, watching the graves with their glassy yellow eyes.

Then came progress. Roads and highways were built into the mountains, and soon little towns, businesses and residential communities took hold….. And somewhere along the way, as quaint and charming house after house was built and occupied. As the trees and forest were cut down to make room for parks and trails and business. Under the crawl of the heavy machinery that chased the black as night crows from their perch….. The cemetery was lost.

Only the perfect homes with their perfectly manicured yards and all of those friendly neighbors remained. No one knew of the old cemetery that once existed, or of the tombstones buried under their grassy lawns. No one thought about who “Or What” might be buried under his or her rose bushes.

Simply put; it goes without saying that the tortured souls long ago laid to rest in this now long forgotten cemetery are not pleased with what has transpired above ground. And legend has it, that on one night every year those old tombstones raise up from the cold black ground. The perfectly manicured yards give way to jagged tombstones covered with moss and age. Those old crows come back and land in the few remaining tress and on all of those new housetops. Then, on Halloween night, as the tombstones glisten in the moonlight, the restless spirits of the long dead crawl from their graves looking for those who would dare to make their homes on their final resting place.

If you are brave or foolish enough, come to 34626 SE Carmichael Loop on Sunday, October 31st from 7:00PM to 8:30PM -- “Halloween Night!”. Take a guided tour and venture between the homes in search of “The Haunted Graveyard”. If you do dare, frights are assured, as well as the potential for fantastic rewards………


All that is left of visitors from last year are these photos... come if you dare!

Sunday Real Estate Funny

Real Estate Agent: "I have to have a raise in my commission! There are three other companies after me."

Broker: "Is that so? What are the companies that are after you?"

Real Estate Agent: "The Electric company, the telephone company and the gas company."

Moving sale planned at 'Amityville Horror' house

AMITYVILLE, N.Y. – The owner of the New York house made famous in the 1979 film "The Amityville Horror" is holding a moving sale.

The five-bedroom Dutch Colonial on Long Island has been on the market since May for $1.15 million and is under contract. Owner Brian Wilson is holding a moving sale Saturday. Items include furniture and exercise equipment, not loot from the house's infamous past.

The Oscar-nominated film is based on the story of the Lutz family's brief stay in the house in 1975 after six members of the DeFeo family were shot and killed as they slept. Oldest son Ronald DeFeo Jr. was convicted.

The crime spawned a book and a series of movies that chronicled various supernatural horrors, including visions of walls oozing slime and moving furniture.

Sunday Real Estate Funny

Amazing Children’s Playhouses

The following are on show at the Irvine Spectrum Center’s Giant Wheel Court until 5 September. See www.projectplayhouse.org for more details. Proceeds from the sales of the playhouses go towards “build[ing] and maintain dignified housing where homeless families and individuals can rebuild their lives.”

I can see living in one of these myself! Let me know your favorite!

A Troubling Forecast!

No matter what your weather is today, be thankful that "This" isn't coming your way!

Creative Landscaping!

Sunday Real Estate Funny

Oh How Times Change!

Labron James to The Cascade Team

In a surprise move that has stunning not only the sports world, but quite frankly even his own mother, Labron james announced today that he is leaving the NBA and hundreds of millions of dollars and adoring fans behind to join The Cascade Team Real Estate!

Introduced at a hasty press conference by The Cascade Team co-owner Cary Porter, Labron was quick to flash his million dollar smile and announce that he would soon be throwing down all over “Coldwell-Winder-Scott” and the like! “I’ll be the MVP or RE” James told stunned on-lookers.

At 6 foot 10” James is sure to tower over the competition. His passion for excellence and his unending drive will be well tested in the challenging real estate markets of the past few yesrs.

When asked for a comment, a family spokesman for the James family replied “What the f%&$”